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A Fuckwit Inside
00:33
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Instrumental
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Big Lunch
01:41
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Yucky Yucky, Yucky Yucky
What's all this crap you made me for lunch?
I thought I told you to cut of my crust
You've done it again, I don't know when you're ever gonna learn mum
I don't like sandwiches when they've got cheese
So don't make them for me, please
Yucky Yucky
All the other kids are getting lunch orders
You gimme this crap about you can't afford it
Well maybe you and dad should not of had kids
If you can't even afford to buy us chips
Sao's are crap, everybody knows that
You're just being cheap
Yucky Yucky, Yucky Yucky
I'll have to ring DOCS on you myself
if you keep giving me crap that's good for my health
I don't mind getting Vita Weats for lunch
Cause I can make worms but as far as a joke goes
I don't want choko's when everyone has Yo Go's
Recess should be fun, to the delight of a cinnamon bun
But yet again I got half a dead hen stuck on a sesame seed bun
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The Cunt
01:47
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I've never ape pain I preciated pooing before
'til the day I couldn't anymore
Now I'm constipated I always took pooing for granted
You don't know the pain I feel everyday
I need my medication to take it away
The doctor said I'll poo in a week
That was two weeks ago
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My Butt Fell Off
01:25
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My butt fell of oh yeah my butt fell off
Arms and legs went flying and I think I might be dying
Cause my butt fell off
I was boogieing to the music, boogieing left and right
I boogied into the evening, yeah I boogied all through the night
Then my leg flew out the window and my hand flew even more so
Then my gluteus maximus fell right off my torso
I hobbled down to the emergency room
Some guy followed me in with a broom
I said you're better off using a mop
He said "They don't pay me well this is all that I got"
Nurse said "you'll have to wait an hour"
I said "that's cool can I use a shower ?"
And she said "No" so I waited there
For 4 fucken hours in the same old chair
Then the doc came and looked at me
I smiled and said "Finally!"
Then he called the guy next to me
So I sat there watching a mute TV
And finally when it was my turn
The doctor said "What brings you here ?"
I thought that it was pretty clear and I told him...
My butt fell off, oh yeah my butt fell off
My leg went flying and I think I might be dying cause my butt fell off
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They call me Acapella Koala, call me Acapella Koala, Yeah
Well actually not really
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They call me Heavy Metal Koala, call me Heavy Metal Koala
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Are you gonna eat all that ? I'm hungry, I'm hungry
Are you gonna eat all that ? I'm very hungry now
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9. |
I Stole the Big Red Car
00:55
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Anthony was eating, Jeff was busy sleeping, Murry's playing his guitar
Nobody was looking so I went outside and took off in the Big Red Car
I stole the big red, I stole the big red I stole the Big Red Car
I went out on the freeway I was gone for Hours
Captain Feathersword drove past and he told The Wiggles
That I had their car but he didn't know I had their weed
I stole the big red, I stole the big red I stole the Big Red Car
Now I'm going to gaol for a very long time
But it was worth it for a pretty fun day
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10. |
Bong On
00:29
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No lyrics or instruments. I just played the scissors, scraped the bowl, tapped out the cone, flicked two lighters and pulled a bong.
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11. |
The Mystery Shitter
00:45
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Some cunt trod poo on the carpet and I'm gonna find out who it is, was it
Chris ? - Na, couldn't be me
Greg ? - Der, it's not me
Matt ? - Fuck off cunt
Phil ? - I did not indeed !
Well some fucken cunt trod shit on my carpet
And I'm gonna match your shoe with the footprint shit
And if I fucken find out it was you, I'm gonna rub your face right in the poo
Everybody check your shoes, some cunt trod in poo
Why'd ya think I bought that fucken wipe...I mean,
That take your fucken shoes off sign for ?
Cause I didn't want fucken shit on my carpet
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I was gonna start a band but I decided to put my hand
Up the bum of ya mum and it chopped off my hand
I was gonna play guitar but i decided to put my arm
In the fan belt of an idling engine and it chopped off my arms
Now I'm playing the drums with my face
Playing the drums with my face
Isn't it neat that I can still keep a beat
When I'm playing the drums with my face ?
I poked my eye out on the high hat thing
Maybe it's time I started to sing
I'm getting snot on my resonance ring
There's an imprint of my face on every skin
It's getting hard to hit the crash
Now my forehead has a massive gash
I'm getting blood all over the place
But fuck it is a talent playing drums with your face
I'm playing the drums with my face
Playing the drums with my face
Isn't it great that I can still syncapate
When I'm playing the drums with my face ?
I'm playing the drums with my face
Playing the drums with my face
I am the best so fuck all the rest
cause I'm playing the drums with my face
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Arse Eyes Budgewoi, Australia
Musician from Budgewoi. I like fart jokes and wasting time. My favourite band is the Bangladesh philharmonic orchestra. I also enjoy stamp collecting. I have 4.
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